Two cats admiring 3 jellybeans stuck together. (Sidenote: Why is everyone on here so obsessed with penises?)

A dude that's high for the first time. Symptoms: violently shaking hand and eyeballs popping out.

A burglar dressed like batman is massaging a sad dog's head

Night sky. Earth. The Moon. Zen. Peace. Love.

A cute avocado playing peek-a-boo

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The roller coaster ride of death

This dude is so angry that he's eating the pretty flowers in rage

A lady serves his husband too much mayonnaise and he dies of a mayonnaise overdose.

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A little guy with black burns on his legs wearing a cape thinking he's superman. What a sad little guy.

A gingy bitch is racist towards Obama.

A guy thinks porn is delicious.

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