Man on airplane sees bloody briefcase in seat next to him, feels the need to urinate.

Camp in a box

Harry was so happy his soup was returned to him, he burst into song.

Herbert's existential crisis began when he reached for the door, and suddenly came to the realization that he was only two dimensional.

And thus, over the course of the last 50 years, carrots killed off sadnanas completely, eating them whole to absorb their powers.

Paddington bear overdosed on marmelade.

The insane cow hungers for tree bark.

A Mime standing near the Eiffel Tower holding an enormous baguette and looking at it with a confused expression.

Cloud from FF7 cries out for his mommy

Tiny Gypsy Doll

A zombie wolf with his belly cut open decries "Chaos Reigns!" as he charges through the night.

Middle Earth is conscious of his weight.