Wrecking Ball is now available in less slutty Java Script version.

Mayday! Mayday! An alligator hot me with his eye laser!

Black pockets tied with a string of spaghetti

Forget it, keyhole. You've been very irresponsible. I'm taking your key away.

"I know he looks stupid but you can't let him die on a cliff." "Okay.."

Minority

A man's eating ditto.

Hey, hey, my pupil wants to ask you something!

Typical teenage boys acting like ducks

Someone left the girl waiting too long..

An orange snowman thinks he is a possessed tiger, goes around town killing walking nowling ball.

A bomb? In heaven? But it's not dead!