a robot programmed to eat an apple

goat killed a gay bloke cos he has a rainbow above him.

A party of pool billiards balls

Posh-as fuck gentleman, wearing a top hat, tuxedo, monocle and pocketwatch, holding a pipe declares 'You say!'

Guy has lack of drawing skills wants 2 convey Hetalia England but could only do so w/ words. or he couldn't be arsed drawing England.

A cake. Complete with candles, flying through the air, stating, "Bitch, please, I'm a cake."

what indeed

A Raving Rabbid's got the solution to your toilet problems! (It's a plunger)

Bob-Omb's got some work done. He is now part whale, part rake, and part moose (antlers)

Mariah Carey she got some big-ass titties

A bowl of tomato soup is saying 'NO' to a jar of oregano - but one tomato is all like 'yes'

Metroid killing Homer Simpson