Act II: Where Things Get Very Silly.
The virus stares into your soul. You are not infected, you are lost.
The meatloaf, having achieved sentience, does what it has always dreamed of: becoming a brick in a wall.
Smurfs hide their headphones underneath those hats of theirs.
Mario is Dovahkiin. The village of Toads, helpless against his rage, run away as fast as they can. Some don't make it.