Please, sir. No need to describe my sexy lips with racial slurs. I would appreciate it if you would politely present your excuses to me.

DUDE, WATCH OUT MARIO!

You always wanted it. What's preventing you from getting it? It's just the circle of life, my dear. It's as simple as a potato. Believe.

Did you really expect to find vidya games in that box?

Why not?

Lets try to salvage this one with a nice drawing, ok?

Haha, it's all good man, relax yo.

The mystery of the ancient beetle.

A VW Beetle with >.<-faced solar panel on top.

A turtle prostitute.

Can't the corgis get down to boogie?

The green cat machine won't take yo bullshit.