A carrots eyeball has popped out, the carrot is understandably upset by this.

Oh god! I can see into eternity!

Robin looks at the drawings on doodle or die.

A bunch of di- wait, no Im fucking tired of drawing and describing shitty drawings of hands, you can all go fuck yourselves

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Gabe newell wishes he was thin.

A friendly penis greets an unseen companion.

A man assumes control of the penis empire by throwing the former emperor of the roof of the highest tower. The penis army salutes him.

New Chain

A lesbian

The base component of cheese

An astronout and his dog trying to solve a maths problem

A man with a bus for a face.

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