your mother was a gerbil and your father smellt of elderberries

so it turns out after all these years that the sun is in fact a giant spider. its a funny old world

top hat-ed banana trapples civilians to death

shitting fondant fancies

raspberry jelly just makes me go so giddy, i love that shit

amber-eyed crocodile is lazing on the porch, feeling pretty torched and pleased with life

google chrome attends your birthday party - though im pretty sure you didnt invite him

pacman ghosts chilling under a tree, listening to headphones and doing simple arithmatic

"ner-ner-ner-ner-ner-ner-ner-ner fatmaaan, fatmaan, fatmaaan, fatmann" on this weeks episode he gets mad air

a thoroughly pleasant aryan chap with blonde hair, spectacles and a dashing bowtie

door opens itself and screams HELLO!!!

grape headed man finds smurf to his instense shock