yoshi always kicks ass in yoshi valley

One samurai and two koalas on a motorcycle chasing down a slim jim truck.

"Uh, Mario? I'm gonna die. I'm allergic to bees."

that's one happy turd on a bathtub. that's not where poop goes.

A Cosmic Platypus growling and being lazy

Creators of the universe, Hanging Octopus and Floating Carrot, convene under the Tree of Knowledge to create everything in existence.

Such a Sad cheeseburger man. He ate his cat on bath salts and is washing down the shame with a big ol' american burger. Dude needs a haircut

A snazzy snake seducing you

Twinkie the Buster and Bongo the smoking gun robbing cinderella. fuck that pumpkin carriage

super nervous pedo bank robber get distracted by a little girl while drinking on the job. He is also wearing a green see through hat.

Taco oddly happy about getting fucked over by life in several ways. Poor little taco orgy guy. At least he's smiling.

open the door, get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur