on your knees, ho

a terrorist.

an injured turkey. and a big green penis.

hot air balloon ride- with the balloon, dumbass.

how your grandparents fuck.

mcdonald's mcnuggets are mashed up remains of dead asian slaves. ]

your grandmother's tits. they are pleasantly plump.

lesbian date night a TGI Friday's

an elegant waterfall overlooking a vast African plain. The rain mists gently on the treetops. Oh, and a penis.

heart attack after too much caffeine

please cover this with a condom

i don't want to work. I want to be on welfare