A homeless house asks for spare change.

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The man who lives in the sun cries from loneliness while taking a poo.

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A punk seems befuddled by the fact that his hand is now a rabbit with bladder control issues.

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A rocket ship that is REALLY GODDAMN HAPPY to be going into space.

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At dusk he came, the silence was but an omen, cut in twain by the sound of his chainsaw. Eying the children in rage, he spoke "Oink Oink"

The moon's been cheating on the sun, he may have given the sun aids.

A happy Sherpa scales mount Everest.

A nefarious four leaf clover beckons a child to come closer.

A surgeon is mugging you for your lollipops

A fish fishing a man.

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A alligator enjoying a sandwich with lettuce an tomato

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