A stoned demon child eats cotton candy while an angel, a bat and Dumbo circle its head.

A cat lover is cut in half by a violent lightning strike.

A happy tornado picks up a cow and sends it flying to its death.

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The Noid, wearing a blue helmet, is shot out of a cannon at the Keebler Elf tree.

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a necrophiliac gets another opportunity

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cactus man is thirsty and pees water into his mouth

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a lion licks a double ended dildo while fantasizing about a horse

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bucktooth orange cat takes a golf ball to his face

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Steve Job's white iCoffin is intercepted by space aliens before it reaches the Sun

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a person expresses outrage at the barrage of lies and propaganda

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wolfman ejaculates with such force that a gigantic green sperm splits his head in half

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disembodied breasts or a scrotum with 2 freckles says "yo we'regag"

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