this is clearly a metaphor for gay
ned flanders
demon cow matters
shooting homestuck 'jade' because there's too much homestuck on this god damn website
captain haddock is drunk. "how surprising" - tintin
jacking off on a golf course
red eye face with no head borders or hair
the most moe thing that could possibly exist
moe as fuck
burning a can of pisces over a campfire while holding a wooden spoon
udderly mutated
spring guy thanks young human