this is clearly a metaphor for gay

ned flanders

demon cow matters

shooting homestuck 'jade' because there's too much homestuck on this god damn website

captain haddock is drunk. "how surprising" - tintin

jacking off on a golf course

red eye face with no head borders or hair

the most moe thing that could possibly exist

moe as fuck

burning a can of pisces over a campfire while holding a wooden spoon

udderly mutated

spring guy thanks young human