person sprouts red & blue wings from their eyes and wonders, as they fling their arms up, if their life could possibly get any more anime

baby vader takes a nap with his teddy c:

tsundere pink spoon rejects the advances of sad green fork. tune in next week for more dramatic stories on "doki doki silverware 500%"

a metaphysical interpretation of suffering and forgiveness

chain chomp guards a star

mickey mouse.... says no. or something. :/

YES IT IS NOW SHUT UP AND GO HOME

malicious whale homes in on a small sailboat with a few people inside

jake & dirk explore taboo sexual fetishes with each other in the jungle.

pokeball falls out of a moving truck

the terrified person is so frightened by the alien that they cannot speak but gibberish.

a lumpy orange with sardonic expression & hillbilly teeth greets you.