We're all getting tired of cowboy TV

A man terrified to be on the money. The YELLOW money.

Albino moonbathing, dark side.

Homo-Romans table top adventure. Part 1 - Spooning then Forking.

a man shows how unimpressive belching fire can be

Everything I feared.

Not even that fine ass watch of your can hide your hideously oversized right breast.

In vitro fertilisation via unicycle laser beams

New Chain

All aboard the Phallis express.

The cat keeps wanting those poop-lollies but I just can't afford to get those and fix the cats retarded legs.

A black gentlemen has decided, after seeing a downed burning aircraft, 'that plane has crashed'.

A pie chart about volume, the black shows the amount of cunts and the grey shows dicks. The numbers along the outside show the length of h20

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