The pirate platypus wants to put his hook somewhere unpleasant. He will use force.

You just can't escape this hole in the wall.

TONIGHT WE ARE YOUNG SO LET'S SET THE RADIO ON FIRE. IT WILL BURN BRIGHTERRRR THAN THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

This is not a clean pony.

ICE ICE BABY, check out the beat while the DJ revolves it

You look off into the distance. You ponder life, what it all means, why you're here... and then you see it- your destiny- your opportunity.

Aww, my ice cream got stolen!

This chain is made out of hair.

I'm so sorry. You have just reached the corner of the internet. Please go home now.

A typical day at college.

A childhood nightmare.

If that's not a turkey I don't know what is.