Doodle or Die

Beautiful landscape for hanging above the sofa.: a decaying log in a forest with a winding river and snowy mountains in the background.

The redesigned, all-red Spiderman wonders why no one is bowing down to him.

The blonde girl performed karaoke gymnastics for an unimpressed carrot with a rainbow-fro and his blue cat/chair.

Doodle or Die

Giant zombie earthworms from the underworld arise in a cloud of steam and blood looking for children to eat.

Two naked castaways on a desert isle: One contemplates depression, the other, cannibalism.

A man sits inside a large cardboard box with smaller box flipped upside down on his head. Possibly playing spaceman or racecar driver.

Two pink amoebas argue over which one is smarter while the other amoebas laugh at them.

The lady and the gentleman realize it's not the year 2003 anymore, they must be ghosts!

An angel with three very large, but disproportionate breast and no arms. Or maybe it's one breast and two breast-like arms?

A headless turtle points to "October" on a calendar.

A cool cloud rocking the sunglasses.

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