Shoe sent by air mail. Circumcised. Probably should have used a parcel, but an envelope made do.

Dandelions wouldn't put up with the great dandelion & burdock holocaust forever, they said. I didn't believe them. Oh, how I was wrong...

Penile mutilation. Welcome to the internet.

Different coloured dots. Real good.

it's a willy

Blue waffles taste the same as normal waffles, only bluer.

Kids at special school playing several different sports at once.

Lauryn Hill of the Fugees, missing her right eye, nose, and mouth

Learn to draw, you fucking retard.

Bald yellow man choking on a coconut; blue beehive haired yellow woman in green shoulderless dress.

False accusations of homosexuality.

Bucktoothed man with swollen balls makes a run for it.