Cat pissed itself while trying to go outside ~Desu.

Duck is captain, looking at the globe ~Desu.

Baseball bat holding torch (Why do people draw this?) ~Desu.

Alien saying "Remember you're here forever" ~Desu.

Blue penguin, ~Desu.

Scribble ~desu.

Yoshi wants to lick Paper Marios anus ~desu.

Man saying "Hi I'm Vasily Kandifky nice 2 meet u." ~desu.

Strong man wearing a vest, it says "THE BASH" ~desu.

Pacman, I think he's saying "Hey baby, go to the olympics." ~desu

It's Mel the waiter, ~desu.

3 green dots, and "Ps" (Photoshop?) ~desu.