Gabe Newell rolling in the dough.

A bell-trimmed sombrero suffers through a mucho grande identity crisis.

Rowdy roughin' robot roundin' up 'em Doodle or Die cattle.

Ben the Doodler begs for forgiveness.

Disgruntled face man watches you break doodle chains.

Robocop: Uncensored

The grocery sign says, "Ham," but I'm not so sure...

The Ninja Turtles are hungry, and there isn't another pizza parlor for another 50 miles!

I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham.

Jimmy vomits his intestines while shingles take over his forehead.

Silly John, your arms and legs aren't big enough to beat Ryan Lochte in the water.

Some naïve kid gawks at the awesome power of a colossal mountain drill.