A bald aging Jesus wants to show you his "udder hands." Cow udders. His hands are cow udders.

A tragic accident has occurred. A woman has fallen and split her head open, but instead of blood, shit comes out. A man is amused.

A high stakes game of Tic Tac toe where the loser gets hung from a rope.

Sperm swim happily. A gentlemanly sperm with a top hat and pipe stands out.

Tommy from the Rugrats grew hair, dyed it red, and is the emo scene now.

An evil corporate king sits on his money throne and laughs evilly as miners unhappily push carts full of coal out of the mines.

A baby orange gets advice from an orange adult that knows his shit

It's that magical time of year when everything is pumpkin flavored again. Pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks, mmmm.

A man wonders what's for dinner as he slaves away at work. All this hard work for whatever little food he can put on the table.

A chameleon sticking its long pink tongue out while standing on some nerd's head.

A cat dances as a clam plays some music.

Mcdonalds French Fries point a gun at someone