witch pleads with cactus for shared custody of their only son

mudkip takes a bath

unimpressed with my own reflection

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spilled blood on my nicest hat

anxious elf

a monosighted green alien zaps earth from his tiny ship in space. the people of earth are nonplussed.

friend comforts his bff after a breakup (encouraging him to go ahead and cry if it's what he has to do) at the bar over some drinks

orange background, black letters NO outlined in red

a barn owl wearing a t-shirt with the words "this is what a feminist looks like" printed on it

marge simpson interpretive dance

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD