Medusa has captured Dad! Luckily, he cannot see, so he is most concerned about where he dropped his pipe.

I believe in Sherlock.

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff dress up as pirates. totally awesome.

Grey, low to the ground... I know what you are. A wriggler. But what is someone so young doing without their Lusus?

Duck is displeased with the prospect of receiving a kiss. This duck wishes to remain "just friends." Duck values platonic friendships.

At long last, Loki has captured the castle, the heart of Asgard. This world will see a new era with the greatest leadership. Midgard beeware

John Egbert baked a birthday cake for Dave Strider.

A purple gnome stands apart from the others, the blue ones. The mocking ones. They never could accept his race.

Two starcrossed ducks find each other and fall in love immediately; the forces against them are great, but their passion is strong.

It's not every day you see a slice of pizza walking around on spaghetti legs. This must be the start of something new.

Karkat devolves into another one of his angry rants.

Hey, she even let me wear my turtleneck and chain, WHAT! :D