The egg is in first position, the chicken in second, and the man came 3rd. He apparently does not notice the other rankings, however...

GIMME YER MONEY! she yelled at the duck. Alas, the duck did not understand...

"Baby, oh baby, Harry, yes, Harry! You're a- oh, yes, a- a- uhh! Uhh! A WIZARD! OH YES! BABY!" Ron tells Harry that he is a wizard.

Dude with lame haircut sports his green underwear

Robolord gets taken by the Repo Man on The Sims

Someone doesn't know what the prompt means...

Tornado hits a house.

I'm a Glab

3 men hold glass chickens - one man has dropped his, and it has smashed.

Two men pole dancing on the same pole simultaneously.

Chicke, chicken, chicken...

Blue man, big bulge.