Little does little Jonny know that his mum has been rigged to blow in T-minus 3 seconds... "SURPRISE, JONNY!"
Your wife eagerly rifles through the Plascon(tm) colour palettes. You, bored, pluck one off the shelf. One of the colours is 'Stummy Brown'
After 34 years of forceful conformism, I can no longer contain my sexual urges.
After dramatic revenue decreases Walt Disney Pictures fires all their expensive artists, hiring you at $5/hour. Draw their new movie's cover
Little jonny tests his new birthday-present -- a Superman cape from Auntie Lizzie -- from the top of his 24-storey apartment block.
Decisions, decisions, decisions...
"Oh no, not this again", muttered little Jonny as he slid out of the womb.
Jonny thinks he looks good in his new tank top, despite his underdeveloped biceps
Jonny blasts a hurricane of water into the stratosphere in exasperation after becoming overwhelmed in his search for meaning in life
An artificial intelligence struggling with the 'This statement is false' paradox
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