An apt description of your mother's affinity for blowjobs.

Amelie if she was a jew

Dr. Dr. I think I'm a bridge!

Arsehole butterfly reminding me of my eternal loneliness.

Pyramid scheme-man needs coffee to start his day right.

My toilet after a night on the town

Obama physically fights to end poverty

guy holding a giant hot cross bun farts at a squiggle

UFO spews on the floor and a guy says "Oh shit y'all"

THE NUMBEH OF THE BEAST

Thomas the Crank Engineeeee

That chick from How to train your dragon, but anime style