Disembodied teddy bear spirit has no idea what's going on and is mad because his mouth looks like a cancerous tomato.

Upside down massive sock-candle lights someone's giant bowl on fire.

Wow. Some disturbing naked dude taking a shit full legs spread. Except his butt cheeks are on backwards. WTF

A beautiful sunny day. Looks like a Picasso, or a Rembrandt. Very post modern retro art deco pointilism-esqe baroque tantra kind of design.

Goldfish crackers are equal to stinky poops named "Civilization". Kind of a weird name for a poop..

A beautiful effeminate carrot mindlessly holds a pocketwatch while floating ambiguously next to a train track. NOSE NOSE NOSE PENUS PENS

Red headed lizard man enjoys his new shiny suit of golden armor by reciting a sonnet.

Harry Potter has a really pink scar.

A one-eyed block of cheese with a bow tie and squiggles for arms refuses to do what he's told.

Green alien dude in a red shirt tells human scum to leave.

A photo-realistic orange apparently tastes like shit. At least according to the lemon, who's hiding almost off-screen.

New Chain

Doctor Who gets a tattoo of Rose on his butt.

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