A penguin is too drive to drunk.

Man sitting on a Lindt log while eating a Hershey's chocolate bar. This man has no taste. None at all.

Humpty dumpty is too classy to sit on the wall

don't make rape jokes you pricks they aren't funny.

doodle or die, small infant.

Where did my ice cream go? Oh, there it goes, it's falling.

Doodle or die, A real-life experience.

Look at that horse. That horse is amazing.

An evil vacuum cleaner about to scare a sleeping animal.

A man with a large torso pokes the third eye of a largs black sphere. The sphere seems apathetic towards the man's actions.

A snake who has been beaten to death with a spatula.

Iron man is flattered because he got more candy-cane grams than Gretchen Weiners.