Telephone says "Gooby Plz". I don't fucking know.

Some puerto rican guy hitting a pretty white girl (in a sexy purple dress) with a foam LARPing sword while she screams "Quit it!"

A sexually frustrated fellow with stupid ass curly hair screams "Yes!!" while being urinated on by an unknown assailant.

Batman having sex with the joker.

A rabbit having sex with a slice of pizza. In the background, a hidden pizza chef sheds a single tear.

A clown is caught masturbating to a piece of lettuce by a rabbit. He is ashamed. Deeply, deeply ashamed.

A pig projectile shits onto a confused duck. The confused duck is bleeding profusely from his chest, likely a gunshot wound.

A dead guy lies on a floor in a room filled with blood, clutching a white crayon. There is a single shut door in the room.

Fruits and vegetables are my friends.