A man who lives next to some rocks.

Two shy rocks meet for the first time and instantly fall in love.

The alphabet if it was only the first 4 letters and the last letter. + the words "just chilling" minus quotes

ishygddt

The sky is stainless steel. The ground is blood red. In the distance, there are dark mountains. The man's skin is so hot it turned pink.

I come home from a long days' work at the plant and my fucking slut wife greets me at the door WITHOUT a 40 oz. steak and her tits out.

ipad nano

The last food you ate gettin' plowed by your waifu

Star Wars: The Old Republic

A shy pizza in a pink bikini with green bows for straps

Something that's green & red all over.

Paul Atreides, Muad'Dib, lets the spice flow on planet Arrakis by accidentally cutting a pencil-shaped hole in Shai-Hulud