Samuel L Jackson is informed he will play a Jedi in the Starwars prequels to appeal to the "urban market".

The dedicated parking space of all Bioware fans.

My inability to talk to that girl I like at uni.

Sasha Grey teaches children valuable life lessons.

The entire superhero genre.

Cubism, the shittiest artstyle of all.

Deadpool hangs from a light to spy in the female locker room.

a marshmallow is gonna smoke dat dank kush 420

Justin Timberland is sodomised but loves it, cooing in ecstasy.

A cookie tells a man with a rocket launcher to destroy one of Denmark's fabled windmills.

OP is carcinogenic.

An ant becomes self-aware as another looks on in bemusement.