Man stares into the television hypnotized, as it slowly creeps up to murder him.

Dick on wheels. Hard Cock: 18 wheels of Girth.

Gaben trying to find the files for HL3 on his computer.

Heavy having the hallucination that scoot's head is now a sandvich.

GIMME FUEL GIMME FIAH GIMMA DABAZABADA (Metallica's lead guitarist/singer)

A leg, from the calves to the upper thigh. They make a mountain landscape appear due to the strange proportions.

A pentagram with a disabled 5th point has a drinking problem. It claims that it can quit whenever it wants.

This Goldfish is maybe a tad bit too enthusiastic about being eaten.

Sharks. Just Sharks. I'm sure you can manage that. I'm not asking for mammary glands at all. Nope. Never. How could you think that?

Someone is trying to touch a Turkish Yurt.

Roman man and green broccoli boy team up to fight crime.

There shall be no praising of the sun on my watch, criminal scum.