"i eat john," garfield whispers, his eyes cast downwards towards his stomach which contained john, "its what i do"

ringo from the beatles being sacrificed to underwater satan

a cat drawing porn. "i sure hope my mom doesnt come into my room," the cat says as it draws a purple finger.

a man holds a baseball bat, sensually whispering to it. "that mountain sux" he uttered sweetly to his beloved bat.

"do u mean bombpops u fricking frick?" snarls a motherfukin sassy piece of corn

a man with a sideways face gets a guitar thrown at him

Zacharie the Drunk Homosexual.

i can break these cuffs.

a deformed creepy old mario saying "its a me"

draw ur favorite character from anything idc

draw hot animes

bird screaming as it ascends into hell