Doodle or Die

A unicorn does a shit on a toy rocket.

Doodle or Die

Nerdy Portal meme

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Circus clowns storming the beach at Normandy

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Pac-Man, having finally grown a body, prepares to have his first sexual encounter only to have one of those asshole ghosts ruin the fun.

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A very frustrated IT Tech Support guy deals with a dumbass over the phone.

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The Pope and a chained elephant stare down Satan and two carrots.

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