Willy Wonka finds one of his own golden tickets. "Fuck" he exclaims. He got excited for a second.

A poorly written haiku.

After falling in a vat of bleach, Bill Cosby steals another black man's torso and feet. Along with his Nintendo 3DS. The graphics are sweet.

This turtle thinks that he's better than you because he listens to super obscure hipster bands like Vampire Weekend.

Skittles fucking shoot from the sky and kill people. The dead are piling up. Blood flows like a river through the city.

A drop of water enters a pond. The ripples are beautiful. We are nothing but a drop of water in the ocean that is life. Love thy neighbor.

A man walks in to his office late at night to find his dog doing the man's taxes. The dog can't write so it isn't doing a very good job.

Looks like a bunch of sad lonely nerds are spanking it to horses.

Ernie finally realizing that he is a woman born into a puppet's body.

Gangsta Pac-Man expresses his dislike for carrots.

A cat is pooping on a Panera Bread employee.

oh shit that fish is about to get struck by lighting but he uses his green eye superpowers to stop that shit