The Sarlaac eats a wolf.
The world's largest man, in the world's largest shorts, fails to be good at basketball.
The housing crash.
A scrotum swears at a gay black couple.
African Stigmata.
Nikolai Volkoff's ursine cousin and WWF Champion.
The death of love.
A silent disco attended by various underworld gang organisations.
The treasure at the end of the rainbow.