Abomination swears that he is human just like me.

I say chaps, it appears to be 1x o'clock! Jolly good!

Doodle or Die

Holy shit, this drawing is awesome. I can't remember what the character's name is but she's saying "Joke's on you ya shmuck, it's a tomato."

A can sings a sweet melody to a pile of steaming feces.

New Chain

Holy hot dicks in hell

A frog saying yes

A man's genitals penetrating a large pink bottom.

A mighty tower of vomit

Holy grail knights.

A yellow man wearing black clothes fucking a blowup doll

A kiwi bird

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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