"A real man loves his girlfriend every day of the year."

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The motherfucking mona-fucking lisa.

In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool

I'm a smurf, and I'm here to ruin your life.

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American History X

Enter the void.

Doodle or Die

I got 99 problems but

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