Doodle or Die

Schoolboy walking to school holds his assignment in his hand. He drew a dinosaur. Good luck passing calculus ya dumbshit.

Doodle or Die

Hi, I'm bread. Let's get toasted. I think that'd be a slice of heaven. I'm kind of a member of the upper crust of society. I get my-grains.

Wolverine/Jimminy Cricket gets his noose stolen my a bullfrog.

Doodle or Die

Fat wizard tries emphatically to cast lightning bolt. In his struggles to cast the spell he trips and falls on one of the very bolts.Classic

Doodle or Die

Two great men from the greatest country in the world, Amurica. One is slightly greater than the other. But both wave Amurica flags. AMURICA

Doodle or Die

green eye cried cars

Doodle or Die

Man drinking orange juice so intensely he starts to eat the entire glass

The Dangerbread Man

Man deciding between asian and mexican foods

THE DEATH TWINS

Little Brother walks in on sister using her vibrator. The little brother says "mom says dinner is ready" More like Sinner is ready! Amirite?

Doodle or Die

Robot is requesting to be teh doge. Will you allow him to be teh doge? He clearly wants to be teh doge. Just let the kid be teh doge, dammit

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