Black guy steals hamburger from white guy, because he was concerned about Carl's high cholesterol

Gay Frankenstein stating how firmly he believes in tally whackers pissing all over his fila jacket after he gives handjobs to the custodian

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Asian fish that has boobs and no face

Dude dies after sucking dongs

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Cross stick man eek

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Cousin pirs' smoking American Express card

Zombie couple just got done having sex during her period!

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