A hipster is hiding under a mound of flesh, fearful of everything that is commonplace.

Confused blonde attempts to speak to an audience of intellectuals, whose heads blow up because of how stupid she is.

The evolution of death is very amusing first the skeleton disintegrates into a spine, the spine grows a head, then it turns into a ghost

English is being ejected out of a man's anus.

Kuchisake-onna decides on who will become her next plaything.

Extreme genitalia screeching for a mate.

Doodle or Die

An idiot attempts to do an impression of Dee Snider, but fails and causes many people to bleed from their orifices.

Worst time of the month

Malfunctioning traffic lights cause an accident.

Shrek shows off his horrid works of art.

A giant pet rat about to take a poop on a tree.

New Chain

An elephant that can't remember to bury the bodies.

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