Christian dubstep. Welp, time to kill myself.

Bobby Kotick diving into a Scrooge McDuck-style money pit filled with all of his ill-gotten Diablo 3 gains.

bum games on a tree branch

No ET that's not what we do down here on earth

Two bears doing sweet ollies while high-fiving in mid air. Also they are wearing sunglasses.

Something about spooge

A person of indiscriminate gender holding what appears to be an oreo with shitloads of the white stuff in the middle.