it seems that i am gerard butler

because of the high expectations of his parents that he cant fulfill, tim decided to commit suicide

the eleventh commandment, thou shalt not poke the sun

God has decided that the apocalypse had come early

DO NOT WANT

Boss is an asshole

oh god...my childhood...

attention duelists, my hair is being assulted

EYE SURRENDER

Purple man got a cold and now must be bedridden until he must eat his own foot

2 t rexes with swords are on the move

Buff silhouette stares out into the sky