A man thinking that if he gets sick enough, he can go to the hospital and meet a hot nurse.

A person takes a dump next to the wall of love

A hedgehog on a teter toter on a play ground

A flying dog wearing pink and blue clothes with an umbrella on its back and the letters "UD" on its stomach.

a person feeding their cat blood

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girl with blue hair peeing and saying "oh fuck"

poop... thats it

An elevrtic chair over 900 watts.

Lesbian pirates in space

the king of the sun wants everyone to obey him.

a very sad green man

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