Lies about pie being free with an orange button or an empty pie table
A very drunk lady ghost decided to go swimming at her pirate party
A space cowboy with really great hair
Licking pony honey from the nether regions
How do babies
Between a ponds legs is a secret wonderland
Kissing ponys
Bid Mac jerkin his big long hard French bread *wink wink nudge nudge*
Pony porn
Twillight sparkle wanting to do something
Emerald Waves dowsing dirty pony things like staring and standing
Blank Flank CP