A walking pizza roll with a large nose, wearing black sunglasses, thinks he's tough shit.

A green dragon sitting atop a potato as though it's an egg waiting to be hatched.

Apricots want the invisible governor of apricots to speak up for their rights, but the fattest apricot in the back is the unhappiest of all.

Homer Simpson put on a long red wig after stabbing himself in each eye, blinding himself.

An incredibly happy spoon who is flicking off a faceless fork.

Rainbow POOP!

I'm High Maintenance, but it's okay, the old man's rich.

Bunny rabbit is going to fight in the Vietnam War... and is quite disgruntled about it.

WE SUPPORT PICKLE / HUMAN MARRIAGE.

An egg as an airline hostess, wearing heavy make-up, a pink hat, a pink dress, and a blue scarf.

Charizard and Pikachu having an epic battle on top of an icy mountain

A pokerface guy buys a pig in Texas for pretty sketch purposes...