A man demands via cell phone, "I'd like a hundred copies!"

A furry red creature can't stand coloring with crayons

Dragon watches over its eggs

Watergirl

Mario telling Luigi he wants potent weed before Luigi stops off at his favorite pot dispensary.

Naked person with a big butt

A delicious sandwich is being told rude things

bell ringing

A fox with a shirt. Ridiculous.

Tragedy strikes. A man sees that he's almost out of weed after taking a huge bong hit. The pot is potent so he's not going anywhere. Damn.

TLDR Penis

Master Chief uses a lightsword on a robber