I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I said no, I'm not the worlds bitch, you can get your own damn frost salts So now I am a guard

Remember the teletubbies? Yeah the baby sun grew up, into a female Shakespeare fangirl.

time kills loved ones

Spiders talking about suicide while a carrot touches himself.

ELECTRICITY HURTS ME

WHAT TIME IS IT

The number 42

Sock puppet says "HEY BOY!"

A robot!

A boy pisses a literal river

bath time in the ocean

Marble in a black hole. He knows.