A cute raccoon failing a Jewel Heist. You just want to hug him.

ungendered cow dreams about being a woman

Doctor Fluffhair delivering a mutant crab babby to a delirious mother.

A man with a cannon attached to his abdomen firing bullets into a cat's mouth

Squidward trying to talk to a disinterested Patrick.

a very nice family crest

a naked man shows his appreciation for his fat wife by buying her extravagant gifts

it looks like a duck with buck teeth and fuzzy eyebrows

Aggressive ice cream cone verbally assaulting a young woman.

A man who got into a dreaded bleeding foot accident

The king of all cosmos transporting you back to his kingdom in the sky.

A negative chihuahua.

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