THIS MATCH'S RESISTANCE TO CATCHING ON FIRE IS OVER 9000

just say no inside the uterus

it's penis-o'-cock

the woman in the red dress had her head shrunken (by agents, probably) and now she's grabbing her boob

i'll make that bitch a movie. bitches love movies.

marge simpson has become a fatass

the eggs are solid

sol doesn't love eridan, but he should at least try to be kismeses. :(

a purple slut in a nightie just got her period all over her dress.

A colour-blind man plays twister in an awful suit.

oh look it's me getting hit with feels

your baby is dead